Look, I know we’ve been telling you about how awesome Ableton Live is and all that jazz… but today I feel like I’m finally about to break. I need to tell you guys the truth about controllerism!

Everything we’ve told you so far is a sham. You don’t need skills to make music live, and you don’t need money either. This is just what we’re being paid to say by big manufacturing companies so that you’d buy their stuff and not find out about how easy it is to make live music. Because if everybody knew, then everybody would be doing it. And if everybody does it, then how are big controllerist names like David Guetta, deadmau5 and Sting going to make any money?

This, THIS RIGHT HERE, is what we all have actually been using this whole time:

Playa.